A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
