Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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