but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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