were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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