are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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