I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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