you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
no you cant smoke seaweed
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize