You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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