We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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