so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
