I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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