so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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