Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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