The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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