What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
