I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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