You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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