yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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