evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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