i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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