How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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