Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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