she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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