The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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