she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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