i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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