that's an acceptable place to lick
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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