..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
