spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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