Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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