I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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