Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
