Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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