just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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