dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so let's talk penis.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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