you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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