my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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