If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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