someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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