You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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