if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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