He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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