there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
