i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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