how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I smell like Dick and happiness
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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