I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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