Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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