She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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