Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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