So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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