am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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