yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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